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After four years, Hollywood couple Nicole Richie
and Joel Madden make it official

Matt R. Salmon

Tetanus shot: $50.

8 stitches in the ass: $150.

Spending friday night in ER: $300.

Masturbating on a glass table: not worth it.

But, climax was rather explosive

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