Need a breakup line?

How to break up with a person?  That's a good question?

Amy broke up with me because she that her month was over. She told me that I was speaking to her through my blog.  I have to admit, that was a great break up line. 

As humans, we all suffer through a break up, more so than others. It's crazy, we spend so much time with a person and then we don't see them anymore. 

But, with Amy, we dated and now we are good friends. Crazy.  Right. 

In the Lesbian World,  breakups can be so dramatic and emotional. It can be liken to a depress lesbian on the edge of a cliff wanting to jump off into an abyss of darkness. 

Tomorrow, I was planning to spend time with the girl, but I don't want too.  After we met, things went down hill.  The only thing, I can think of, is that my car was dirty inside.  But, anyway I know we are not good together. 

Almost every woman wants a excellent leader in their lives, like me.  I don't want to take the lead. I don't have the energy or will too.  I want a good lead to lead me through life, but not a mother. 

One woman older who I was with was more like my mother then someone to date.  She would treat me like a child.  Who wants to be treat like child, when you own a house?

But, breakup is a part of life.  Here are my breakup line; which I have use:

1) I want to get marry and have children. (My favorite, Said it)
2) I'm moving out of Arizona. (Said it)
3) It's the end of the world and I need to get right with God. (My favorite, Said it)
4) My cat doesn't like you. (Never used this one)
5) I'm so busy, I don't have time to pee.(Said it)
6) I go insane during PMS. (Never used this one)
7) You can find someone better than me. (My favorite, Said it)
8) I'm the hoe of Phoenix, I have done almost everyone here at the club.(My favorite Said it,)
9) I'm needing. (Never used this one)
10) My job is writing about my life and you. (My favorite, Said it)
11) I travel alot . (My favorite, Said it)
12) I love porn Japanese cartoons. (Amine) (My favorite, Said it)
13) I'm cheap. (My favorite, Said it)
14) I'm into threesomes. (My favorite, Said it)
15) (pointing at a woman) I couldn't date her, so I'm stuck with you.  (A friend said this to her date.)
16) It's not you. It's me. (My favorite, Said it)
17) I don't want to hold you down because I want you to succeed in life.
18) I'm into choking.(My favorite, Said it)
19) I don't like dating out of my race. (A white girl told this to me after we had sex)
20) I'm shallow. I need someone like me. (Never used this one)
21) I'm a Republican. TEAM MCCAIN. (My favorite)
22) I see dead people.(Never used this one)
23) You are going to cheat on me anyway.(One ex said this to me)
24) I shouldn't have to work during sex.
25) You live too far. (Said it)
26) I'm into animal sex. (Never used this one)
27) I'm a good digger. (Never used this one)
28) People live inside of me. (Never used this one)
29) You don't like organic food, so I can't be with you. (A girl said this to me)
30) My wife told me to stop cheating on her. (Never used this one)
31) I believe Glenn Beck is the Christ.(Never used this one)
32) I believe, stalking my girlfriend is the same of loving my girlfriend. (Never used this one)
33) I'm not gay anymore. I love having sex with men. (One ex said this to me)
34) You're just with me because you feel sorry for me. (Never used this one)
35) I know, we just met last week. I believe, we have a strong connection. I want you to move in with me, today.  (Never used this one)

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Do you have a cool break up line?  Have you ever dumped your lover through email, txt, fax, twitter or voicemail? Have you been dumped through email, txt, fax, twitter or voicemail?

I want to hear your story.


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